Dar! I Swear It Be Buried Treasure!

It's the classic tale, told yet again by hapless modern miscreants.

1. We found these hundred year-old banknotes buried in our backyard.


2. Actually, we found these hundred year-old banknotes in someone else's attic while we worked on their roof.


3. We're in jail.

Source: CNN

Ladies and Gentleman, I present you with the plot of Goonies 2. (Yes, I know there already is a Goonies 2 video game, but no movie by that title has been made.)