Under Lock and Key

Remember in The Jerk when Steve Martin celebrated his inclusion in the phone book?

I feel the same glee in discovering that you can pay Hoover's for the right to contact me.

Let the Attractive Business Offer! spam begin.

Not Just an Internet Gambling Mogul. A Classy Internet Gambling Mogul.

When the infamous Hilton/Salomon sex tape first appeared online, Rick Salomon claimed that the tape had been swiped from his place by Don Thrasher.

Now Salomon has decided that he'd like to make a little green off the green, grainy footage by licensing the video on a pay-per-view basis.

Log in My Eye, Foot in My Mouth

What was Doug Quelland, member of the Arizona House of Representatives, thinking when he woke up on the morning of January 26th?

Hmm... What should I do today?
I know! I'll aggravate and alienate everyone who doesn't think like me!
...and I'll do it in public, on the floor of the Arizona House of Representatives!
and, I'll do it in the form of a prayer.

Charming. Just charming.

I'm Orange and I'm Proud!

This map shows global population distribution back when there were only 5.5 billion souls on Earth.

As of this moment, there are more than 6.4 billion people on our planet, all of whom, as Brian Regan might say, are "just trying to go through life without looking stupid."

That's Good to Hear

The vaudeville of Super Bowl TV advertisements typically produces little more than a big payday for the hosting network.

Therefore, it's nice to see an advertiser running against the grain, and actually using this gaudy pulpit to a positive social end. This Sunday, Pepsi will announce that 1 in 3 sodas will have a code redeemable for a song at Apple's iTunes store. It looks like Pepsi's on the hook for up to 100 million tunes.

A promotion designed to push more sugar water? Sure.

...but know this: This kind of endorsement is exactly the kickstart that the fledgling legal media download industry needs to surge ahead of its recording industry-controlled real world counterpart.

Now, all we need is for musicians (and filmmakers?) to join Brian Eno and Peter Gabriel's Magnificent Union of Digitally Downloading Artists, to effectively remove the current set of record companies from the equation.

Can't Work Your Way Out of This One

This month's Wired magazine focuses on the migration of technical jobs from the United States to India, a topic near-and-dear to many a geek's heart.

Sadly, (for the American worker) the tide of outsourcing cannot be stemmed through working more hours. U.S. Workers are already the world's most productive, working 1,825 hours in 2002 (compared to 1,444 in Germany or 1,545 in France).

Over the long run, the type of offshore outsourcing currently affecting US technology jobs will prove to be fadish. How long will the fad last? As long as it takes for two factors to return to equilibrium.

Standards of living and wage expectations among the American middle and upper classes will fall compared to the rest of the world. Since personal monetary standards of living currently exceed our peer nations on a dramatic scale, their retreat will (paired with maintenance of our educational competitive advantage) will make offshoring less financial beneficial.

(Frustrating as this might sound, it will be easier to stomach as multi-national business executives find themselves under wage pressure. Outsourcing management to the lowest bidder will be the next vogue in shipping the whole lot overseas.)

Falling domestic wages represents only half the trend that will abruptly draw labor off-shoring to a close. Historically, wage inequities in democracies have been short-lived phenomena. As India (and its ilk) emerge from a status quo where abject poverty is acceptable, their prices and wages will rise. What happens to an Indian programmer when he or she asks for a raise? What happens when they all do?

Is there a place where bright people will work for free? No.
Do we need to think of ourselves as members of a global workforce? Yes.

This bout of outsourcing will educate us to the real cash value of our skills, and challenge us to be excellent.

There's no denying that this bout of offshored labor has been a bitter pill for the American worker. However...

Because outsourcing will more rapidly pull quasi-developed nations out of half-affluence, it represents a positive global development.
Because it awakens all of us to the demands of a global community, it represents a positive personal development.
Because it will ultimately undermine the ostentatious wages paid to the top 1%, it represents a positive social development.

Sauntering Joins Starfleet Academy

In their quest to give away free cool stuff, Bloggoogle has made XML syndication available to us freebie users!

What does this mean to normal people?
Absolutely nothing.

What does this mean to my übergeek friends?
Everything.

Holy Freaky Father

When he's not in AIDS-striken Africa, railing against safe sex, the Pope's doing what he does best:

Blessing Break-Dancers.

Silent Spirit

Yikes. The Mars Exploration Rover Spirit didn't respond as expected last night.

The Best Laid Plans of Mice and the Mean-Spirited

You can still vote in the American Family Association's Marriage Poll.

The AFA had hoped to present their polling data to Congress as a monument to America's overwhelming opposition to gay marriage. Instead, 60% came out in favor of gay marriage, and the lead keeps growing.

You should get your vote in now, before this pro-family organization decides to cut its losses and unceremoniously end its poll.