Beware of Armed Vice Presidents
In a duel on July 11, 1804 Vice President Aaron Burr purposefully shoots Secretary of the Treasury Alexander Hamilton.
EXACTLY 73,630 DAYS LATER, Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shoots campaign donor and fellow hunter Harry Whittington.
Anyway — heal up, Harry. We're rooting for you.
Why does Dick Cheney even go hunting anymore? It only seems to bring him trouble.
1 comment:
It's much safer to hunt with Dick Cheney than to ride across a bridge with Ted Kennedy...
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