I Presume They Ask For ID From Males Who Look Too Old

Other burgs may have their malfunctional teen centers and their high school dances. In Manhattan's hip Chelsea neighborhood, there is at least one (ostensibly) alcohol-free club for teens, Crush.

PR for the club appears to be managed by Lizzie Grubman Public Relations, whose namesake ran over 16 people outside a grown-up club on Long Island in 2001.