Wednesday, November 17, 2004

New Education Secretary Fighting Style!

You are strong, Lo Fei, but have you seen my Twin Goose With a Kleenex style?!?! (Sensei Bush looks on, pleased with his pupil. "You are learning, grasshopper," he thinks.)


This is an auspicious beginning, but Margaret Spellings will need to diligently train if she wants to match the 1000 Fighting Styles of Donald Rumsfeld.


Andy said...

Mr. President,

Please do not kiss your Education Secretary on the lips unless you're going to kiss them all on the lips.

That is all,

p/s The latter option would be hot.

Andy said...

All in the comment above, of course, means the entire cabinet.