Thursday, June 23, 2005

Cross Yourself at the Mention of this Unholy Name

Yesterday, Karl Rove came out of his underground lair to tell the world that Democrats don't understand this post-9/11 world. Actually, he had the audacity to come to New York City and deliver this message to a Republican cloister in the heart of Manhattan.

(An aside: Ah, the courage it must take to stand up to your critics like that. I gotta tell you, I'm really impressed with how the current administration restricts access at their speaking engagements. Heaven forbid they ever enter a truly public forum.)

After his goulish appearance on the otherwise forgettable American Dad, I've decided to (quite belatedly) take Christopher Hitchens' advice:

From this point forward, I'll be making the Sign of the cross after mentioning Karl Rove's unholy name. I advise you to do the same. Y'know, just to be safe.

1 comment:

Andy said...

Well, it looks like the Merovingian was at the center of the Valerie Plame scandal after all, and that the White House was lying the whole time about his involvement.

Color me I-Can't-believe-there's-gambling-in-Casablanca-shocked to learn that the Merovingian was in the midst of this illegal, thoroughly shady back office felony.